2019 Atomic Advent Calendar Gift Ideas Day 14

Not only will Homer deliver your nuclear waste for free, just like Amazon, you can also zing along a Hot Wheels orange track in your living room! Don’t forget to look inside and check out the view through the lens on the back of the truck.

In the early ’90s soon after the Simpsons first aired, the world had gone nuts for all things Homer and Bart. Don’t have a cow, man, just pretend nuclear waste is fun and exciting, or you can eat my shorts. Cowa-nuclear-bunga, dude!

You could pick this up for only $2.99 at Toys-R-Us, which you can’t do anymore. (That’s $5.88 in 2019 dollars.)

And here’s someone really enjoying their new Homer Simpson Nuclear Waste Delivery Vans.